Britney & Kevin: Chaotic

This is probably the worst excuse for television programming since, oh, I don't know, WHATS HAPPENING NOW? NOTHING ever happened on this ridiculous "series". Even though it's mostly shot by Britney and Kevin themselves, you don't get any good details into their personal lives. It's mostly just them making stupid, jokey small talk and acting like white trash. Look, I love Britney's music as much as the next babe, but this show is just pure filler for a nation so addicted to Britney that they would watch her clip her toenails (yes, that could be an actual episode). Thank God these two broke up, because they were PAINFULLY dull together. This show is TOXIC!

You can see britney's a cutie pie but sadly fell in love with a nasty person. K-fed is awful af. I wish celebrities were as open as britney is about her life, she's got a beautiful soul.

this one of the best celebrity's reality shows a ever saw. we can see the concerts we can see the life of Britney, i love the five episodes. i was always being surprised by Britney and the subjects of the show i think that some people don't watch the show at all we can how a great person she his. she his really funny really gentle and she loves her fans and we can see how she loves her work. i just don't give a 10 because of k-fed he his a real jerk he doesn't seem to like Britney at all. I they make a second season of this great show because it shows at some people how Britney really is. Go Britney your the best and you will never leave our hearts.

If you're one of those people who slow down to get a better look at traffic accidents or love to watch trashy people on talk shows, this is a must see. Although it is probably the most boring show in the history of reality TV, it is so bad that you can't help but watch it. Hoping to follow in the footsteps of Nick and Jessica's successful Newlywed show, Chaotic consists of Britney's horribly shot "home movies" that detail her courtship with now husband Kevin. Britney comes across as trashy and dumb and Kevin as a total loser as they discuss love, commitment, sex, etc. in between concert footage of Britney's tour, where her lip syncing is quite obvious. Although rich and famous, it appears she leads a pretty boring, empty life. I can now understand why famous people commit suicide.

I don't even know why I'm spending my time writing a comment about Britney Spears, perhaps to get my thoughts off my mind so that I don't have nightmares about her tonight? Anyway, a good friend of mine (who is a DJ) has met Britney Spears before, and he has described her to me as "always needs to be in the center of attention". I now understand what he meant. After seeing the first episode of Chaotic (why, you ask? Because of stupid human curiosity), I am now feeling extreme motion-sickness thanks to Britney's not-very-stable camcorder holding hand, and newfound pity for her.

Sure, she's rich, she's famous, won't say she's beautiful cuz I've never found her to be, but wow, she's oozing with inner loneliness. I mean, who in their right mind would want the entire world to know how many times she's had sex during that day? When she kept on going on and on about sex positions, and how many times she "did it" with Kevin, I actually covered my face with embarrassment for her. The girl is just screaming for something more substantial and she doesn't even realize it. I think that's why she acts like she's always on stage and she's so hyper it's annoying. Can anyone say: Facade?? Poor Britney, so many people looking at her but no one's really listening to her.

The one thing I will give her is that you can tell that she is comfortable with her body and she can definitely make fun of herself. That's cool, cuz people in this world take themselves too seriously sometimes.

Don't really have much of an opinion about Kevin, although he seems like he's stoned all the time. Anyway, that's my little blurb on the wonderful world of Britney Spears. May she find peace with herself someday. If not, at least give her money to charity or something...

Thanks y'all for readin' my post!! (sorry, my inner Britney came out there...)

PS: Still feeling a bit motion-sick...