Rachel Covey credited as playing...
Morgan Philip
- Morgan Philip: Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea and you know how they are...
- [off Giselle's wide-eyed look]
- Morgan Philip: They're only after one thing.
- Giselle: What's that?
- Morgan Philip: [laughs] I don't know. Nobody will tell me.
- Giselle: Goodness, we sure had a lot of excitement tonight. Were you scared?
- Morgan Philip: A little bit, but do you think Pip will be ok?
- Giselle: Oh, well, I wouldn't worry about Pip. He is very brave. I remember this one time, when the poor wolf was being chased by Little Red Riding Hood around his grandmother's house, and she had an axe... oh, and if Pip hadn't been walking by to help I don't know what would've happened!
- Morgan Philip: I don't really remember that version.
- Giselle: Well, that's because Red tells it a little differently.
- Robert: [after talking on the phone] It was Nancy. She's a lot like the woman in your book. Sweetie... I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
- Morgan Philip: What?
- Robert: Ye, you like her, don't you? We all get along, we have a good time together.
- Morgan Philip: Where's she going to live?
- Robert: She's gonna live with us
- Morgan Philip: Do I have to give up my bedroom?
- Robert: No, you don't have to give up your bedroom. No. Come on, It's gonna be great. I promise. It's not like she's gonna try and be your mother.
- Morgan Philip: You mean stepmother.
- Robert: She's gonna be a nice stepmother. She's gonna take you to school tomorrow, just you and her, for some grown-up girl-bonding time.
- Morgan Philip: I'm only six.
- Robert: You won't always be.
- Morgan Philip: But I think she might be a real princess!
- Robert Philip: Morgan honey, just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.
- Nancy Tremaine: What do you say, you ready to kick it?
- Morgan Philip: [nonplussed] Kick what?
- Nancy Tremaine: Why do you still have your PJs on?
- Morgan Philip: It's been pretty busy around here.
- Morgan Philip: [holding up two rats] What do I do with them?
- Robert: Get them outside. Get rid of them. Get rid of them.
- Morgan Philip: Put them back?
- Robert: Put them outside! Don't put them back.