Seth Rogen credited as playing...
Neil
- Neil: How the hell did Dupree wind up on the worng island?
- Carl Peterson: Dupree was born on the wrong island.
- Neil: [watch beeps] Shit balls!
- Carl Peterson: What's that?
- Neil: It's my alarm. My hour's up. That's it for me.
- Carl Peterson: What, are you kidding me? Where are you going?
- Neil: I've got to go meet my wife and watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Ya-Ya Pants. I don't... How late do you get to stay out? I used to have midnight. Do you get midnight? 'Cause I was late once...
- Carl Peterson: I'm a grown man, Neil. I don't have a curfew.
- Neil: Not yet you don't.
- Neil: [breathes in Carl's face] Do I smell like beer?
- Carl Peterson: Yeah.
- Neil: Good. Because you know what I don't smell like, then? Cigarettes and weed.
- Carl Peterson: Why don't you watch it in your house?
- Neil: Because I can't have friends over on weeknights and you know that.
- Neil: [on the phone with Carl] Did you actually throw away your porn collection?
- Carl Peterson: Look, Neil, I'm having a dinner party.
- Neil: I'm coming to get it.
- [yells to his wife]
- Neil: Going to Starbucks! Be back!
- Neil: You cannot come in here. She said so, man. She makes the rules.
- Carl Peterson: You know what? I don't need this, Neil. I don't need this.
- Neil: I don't need this! I'm sorry!
- Annie: Neil, get back in here!
- Neil: She controls what I do!