James Corden credited as playing...
Timms
- [in an art-appreciation lesson, discussing the nudes of Michaelangelo]
- Timms: These aren't women. They're just men with tits. And the tits look as if they've been put on with an ice-cream scoop!
- Timms: You've got crap handwriting, sir!
- Tom Irwin: It's your eyesight that's bad, and we know what that's caused by.
- Timms: Sir! Is that a coded reference to the mythical dangers of self-abuse?
- Tom Irwin: Possibly. It might even be a joke.
- Dakin: A joke, sir. Oh. Are jokes going to be a feature, sir? We need to know as it affects our mindset.
- [Timms is trying to duck out of Athletics]
- Wilkes: What's the matter with you, lad?
- Timms: I've got a note.
- Wilkes: How much for?
- [laughs]
- Wilkes: I don't *do* notes! Get changed!
- Timms: Sir...
- Wilkes: God doesn't do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, "Can I be excused the Crucifixion?" No!
- Scripps: Actually, sir, I think he *did*...