Stagknight

Both at the same time ! Congratulations to the movie makers don't ever give up and you do what you wanted to do and I can dig it. I mean it's crap but it's beautiful too watch it it's fun.

I sat through this movie yesterday night at the Holehead festival in San Francisco, and it's been a long 90 minutes. Dumb 'jokes', a totally brain-dead plot and characters that you couldn't care less about make for a really disastrous movie. The scripts takes cookbook pieces for a horror film, mixes them in a totally uninspired way and adds jokes that are not really funny. Oh, and most of the gory scenes happen in the off anyways ... probably due to budget constraints ... but that of course doesn't help the movie either. If your brain has it's day off today, you might want to consider watching this movie, otherwise ... stay away.

It's fast-paced, slick, lively, deliberately silly/comical, and certainly a lot less dumb than myriad recent horror spoofs like "Transylmania." Some aspects are broad, but others are slyly unexpected, like the villainess' seduction scene with yuppie jerk Charles, and her mute giant brother's feelings toward the camp yet resilient gay guy. It's a deliberately crass movie, yet it's got some wit, energy and invention, certainly more so than most recent low-budget U.S. slashers (or spoofs thereof). As a semi-guilty pleasure, I've watched it several times and quite enjoyed it every time. My favorite performer was Martin Bayfield, absolutely. He does a sympathetic Igor/Frankenstein "monster" act with considerable charm.

I was fortunate enough to view a preview of this film and must say I am thoroughly impressed! This is a great triumph for modern British Cinema. If you are turned on by gore, bloody violence and beautiful women being chased by evil, killing Knights - then this is the movie for you! It is a horror comedy, so expect a lot of cheap laughs and spoofy thrills...It is just a bit of fun and a good night out. Well worth the watch! There were some very hysterical scenes and a lot of gory, gut wrenching scenes - so expect your emotions to be all over the place! 10 guys, 2 babes, and one killer knight out...It certainly will be! Loved it!

Hmmm .. I do not even know where to begin writing, because I can simply sum it up by saying, "The film sucks big time." There weren't a single scene worth mentioning in this film. The horror was far between, and even that it weren't a bit scary.

The jokes were crude, unfunny and lame.

And the thick British accent, annoyed me to death. It is completely okay if the accent is original, but in this film, they tried very hard to speak the accent, is was quite painful to hear it for an hour and a half.

I strongly recommend others to watch other film instead. Heck, even Hilton's 'Bottoms Up' film fared better than this.