Jennifer Coolidge credited as playing...
Roz Funkyerdoder
- Roz Fockyerdoder: [gives Julia the present after the wedding] It's a vaginal thermometer. It's been in our family for generations.
- Linda Jones: It lets you know when your ovulating.
- Roz Fockyerdoder: And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.
- Linda Jones: So... Is it Harry?
- Bernie Fockyerdoder: Is what hairy?
- Linda Jones: Your name...
- Bernie Fockyerdoder: No, actually it's Bernie.
- Roz Fockyerdoder: Oh, but it is hairy...
- [picks up carrot]
- Roz Fockyerdoder: I mean picture this with 4 pounds of hair.