Tracey Ullman credited as playing...
Mother Nature
- Rosie: So that's how it ends? The most powerful male gets the most babelicious female?
- Mother Nature: That's right.
- Rosie: Well, what if there's a really cute male antelope, or a female that shows signs of leadership?
- Mother Nature: Useless.
- Rosie: Why?
- Mother Nature: Look, there's an order to this mating business.
- Rosie: Why can't we change things?
- Mother Nature: Haven't you self-centered, pec-loading assholes changed enough? It's not natural!
- Rosie: What's so great about natural?
- Mother Nature: What?
- Rosie: Think about it. Tobacco is natural, Prozac's unnatural. Earthquakes are natural, television's unnatural. Natural sucks!
- [last lines]
- Mother Nature: This is good. Now you can settle down and act your age.
- Rosie: What's that supposed to mean? Easy listening and orthopedic shoes?
- Mother Nature: That sounds about right, yeah.
- Rosie: No, I don't wanna do that. I wanna stay passionate. I-I wanna scream at rock concerts, and-and get angry at the news. And - I wanna wear miniskirts!
- Mother Nature: You're gonna look ridiculous!
- Rosie: Yeah, well, when enough people are ridiculous, it starts to look normal.
- [first lines]
- Mother Nature: [sigh] Pretty impressive, huh? People tend to think of me as that, uh, environmental nut. But whenever I get down to work they say, 'Mother Nature, you're such a destructive bitch'.