Randy Quaid credited as playing...
Tornado Tommy Dixon
- 'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: When I was up in that twister, looking down at the Sears Tower, it struck me. I was a man facing his destiny strapped in an SUV. So, what did I do?
- Ross Duffy: What?
- 'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: I popped that lock, and I stepped outside, and I actually flew.
- Ross Duffy: You did not.
- 'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: I flew. I figured, "Hell, I'm already dead, why not enjoy the ride?" Ride that whirlwind! But that's when I saw it. My destiny. I was flying higher than incoming traffic into O'Hare, but I suddenly knew that I wasn't gonna crash. That tornado dropped me straight into Lake Michigan. Point your toes!
- 'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: Whoo! Tell me that ain't better than working at a bar!
- Faith Clavell: Right now, I'd rather be serving a bunch of drunks!
- 'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: Find some low ground! We got a big twister coming in here about two minutes!
- Hippie: Let her rip, man!
- 'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: Let me know how that works out, slick!