Christian Byers credited as playing...
Jacob Blueburger
- Rabbi: [Practice chanting in Hebrew for the Bat Mitvah]
- Esther Blueburger, Jacob Blueburger: [Mimicking Hebrew] Bumfuck, vagina schmuck.
- [Continue mimicking]
- Rabbi: [Chanting in Hebrew]
- Esther Blueburger, Jacob Blueburger: [Mimicking Hebrew] Asshole...
- Rabbi: [Corrects the Hebrew word]
- Esther Blueburger, Jacob Blueburger: [Continue mimicking Hebrew] ... Sodomy.
- Rabbi: [Shocked reaction]
- Osmond Blueburger: Do you want to grow up to be a criminal? Is that it? Do you want to land in jail?
- Grace Blueburger: We are trying to understand you, Jacob. Why do you have to do things like that?
- Jacob Blueburger: It was an accident.
- Osmond Blueburger: How is that possible, to accidentally stab someone in the hand with a compass?
- Jacob Blueburger: He called me a "dirty Jew."
- Grace Blueburger: He called you what?
- Jacob Blueburger: They're always making Jewish jokes.
- Osmond Blueburger: Honestly, Jacob? Who are?
- Jacob Blueburger: The kids. And the teachers.
- Grace Blueburger: The teachers?
- Jacob Blueburger: I swear. They're all anti-Semites.
- Grace Blueburger: Sweetie, why didn't you tell us this before?
- Esther Blueburger: [Eavesdropping] Genius.