Billy West credited as playing...
Philip J. Fry • Dr. John Zoidberg • Prof. Hubert Farnsworth • Zapp Brannigan • God Entity • President Richard Nixon's Head • Lars Fillmore • Inuit #1 • Silly Willy Wideo Will Guy
- Professor Farnsworth: Yes? I see.
- [hangs up phone]
- Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence.
- [the crew cheers]
- Professor Farnsworth: And not just fired, but beaten up, too... and pretty badly.
- [the crew cheers doubtfully]
- Professor Farnsworth: In fact, most of them died from their injuries.
- [the crew remains silent while Bender laughs evilly]
- Professor Farnsworth: And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder.
- Fry: Why?
- Professor Farnsworth: Oh, it's got a million and one uses.
- [Takes some Torgo's Powder and sprinkles it in his pants]
- Professor Farnsworth: Aw, that soothes the fire.
- Leela: [referring to both the numerous air conditioners and the admirers of Futurama] So what does this mean for us and our many fans?
- Professor Farnsworth: It means we're back on the air!
- [the crew is still silent]
- Professor Farnsworth: Yes, flying on the air in our mighty spaceship!
- [the crew cheers wildly]
- Bender: We're back, baby!
- Professor Farnsworth: Time travel is impossible!
- Fry: But Professor, you time traveled yourself. Remember? When we went back to Roswell?
- Professor Farnsworth: That proves nothing! And furthermore, you'd think I could remember a thing like that! Plus, who are you anyway?
- Zapp Brannigan: We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade.
- Fry: That's it. I don't see how things could get any worse
- Bender: We could sing.
- Professor Farnsworth: I'd rather kill myself.
- Amy Wong: Why not do both?
- Professor Farnsworth: Oh, very well.
- [everyone is huddled in a giant rock igloo on Neptune after the scammer aliens have taken over the Earth]
- Bender: Rrrrr... it's so cold, my processor is running at peak efficiency!
- Leela: What are you, a whining machine? If you want to worry about something, worry about the Yetis.
- Zoidberg: Jedis?
- [a chorus of howling Yetis is heard from a distance]
- Zoidberg: Oh... YETIS!
- Professor Farnsworth: Amy - you speak Yeti - what are they saying?
- Amy Wong: I'm not sure, but it sounds like something to do with... assaulting the interlopers!
- [a trio of giant Yetis smashes through the side of the rock igloo; everyone screams and scatters while Leela runs towards them]
- Leela: Yeee-ah! Don't mess with me you ice-crapping snow honkys. I just got dumped!
- [the Yetis flee in terror as Leela chases after them with a primitive spear]
- Hermes Conrad: Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti! She's gone crazy Eddie in the heady!
- [Hermes realizes that Zoidberg attached his head to his body backwards]
- Hermes Conrad: You incompetent crab!
- Zoidberg: I thought you were happy. Your tail is wagging.
- Professor Farnsworth: If Hermes were here, he'd fire you all!
- Hermes Conrad: I am here.
- Professor Farnsworth: Quiet, you!
- Lars: [to Zapp Brannigan] Admiral, will we stop attacking at any point? Or is this one of those phony bologna feel-good wars like the War on Drugs?