Cuba Gooding Jr. credited as playing...
Deion Hughes
- Rasputia: [laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater] Well, well, Norbit. You lose again! Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on! Let's go!
- Norbit: [to Kate] Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they can tell you for themselves. LADIES!
- [Deion is shocked and frightened to see his three exes and their children walk in the church]
- Ex-Wife #1: Hello, Antoine! I've been looking everywhere for you.
- Children: Daddy!
- Ex-Wife #2: Antoine? He told me his name was Luther!
- Rasputia: Who is that ho?
- Ex-Wife #3: Luther? he told me he was gay!
- Deion Hughes: No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.
- Ex-Wife #1: [angry] You dead, goldigger!
- Deion Hughes: [the wives and children are going towards him] I'm out!
- Pope Sweet Jesus: Look's like the wedding's off, bro.
- Lord Have Mercy: Church!
- Pope Sweet Jesus: ...Now speakin of ribs, and pleasure...
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- Deion Hughes: Ah, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no, no, no! That's enough talking. It's time to get back to the wedding.
- Pope Sweet Jesus: It ain't never enough talkin' when you're talkin' about love, brother.
- [the choir finished singing; the congregation is wildly happy]
- Deion Hughes: [screaming] That's enough! THAT'S ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! Stop the music!
- Pope Sweet Jesus: Hold on...
- Deion Hughes: [cuts Pope off] Shut up! You two, shut up! That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff.