Kisha Grandy credited as playing...
Vianne
- Vianne: Madea, go to your room and close the door!
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: This a play, there ain't no room or door!
- Vianne: Madea, it's Aunt Myrtle!
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Who?
- Vianne: Aunt Myrtle!
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Who?
- Vianne: Aunt Myrtle!
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Who?
- [pause]
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Who?
- Vianne: [into the phone] She's up there being a hoo owl.
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: [referring to Mr. Brown] He's too saved.
- Vianne: What's wrong with him being saved?
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Nothing wrong with being saved, I say he's *too* saved. He's so saved you can't say nothing to him. You ask him how you doing, he says "Praise the Lord!". You say it's a nice day, he says "Thank you Jesus!" You ever called his house?
- Vianne: No.
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: His answering machine says "We're not in right now, hallelujah, praise the Lord, thank you Jesus, glory to God. Leave a message at the sanctified beep. If this is a bill collector, we rebuke you in the name of Jesus!"
- Vianne: He can't be coming in here like that, it's rude.
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: That's not rude, before you and him moved in here I used to walk around naked, that's rude.