Tom Skerritt credited as playing...
Simon
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: We have an alien possessed mammoth on the loose and if don't stop it the government is going to kill all of us.
- Simon Abernathy: [laughs hysterically] ... That's cute.
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: [after missing daughter's b-day] So what do I do?
- Simon Abernathy: Stop being a wienie!
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: Don't say wienie.
- Dr. Frank Abernathy, Agent Powers: [after his father, Simon mumbles something incoherent] 'What?'
- Agent Powers: He said 'Don't trust these government stooges,' in pig latin. Does he suffer from dementia?
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: I wish!
- Simon Abernathy: Don't get her pregnant on the first date son!
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: Ok. See you later, dad.