Vincent Ventresca credited as playing...
Frank
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: Do either of you have kids? Let me enlighten you. If you have a boy you only have to worry about one... weiner. You have a girl, you worry, oh you do, about every weiner in the hot dog cart, okay?
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: What the hell did you do to my daughter? I swear, if you gave her the weed, I will neuter you!
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: We have an alien possessed mammoth on the loose and if don't stop it the government is going to kill all of us.
- Simon Abernathy: [laughs hysterically] ... That's cute.
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: We've got an alien-controlled mammoth on the loose here, and if we don't kill it the government is going to blow us all up.
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: Can I be frank with you?
- Agent Powers: You are, Frank.
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: I know!
- Sheriff Morrison: [Shocked as attempt to stop creature fails] Son of a bitch!
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: Dear God!
- Sheriff Morrison: God is for Sunday Frank. Today we pray to Nike. Run!
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: [after missing daughter's b-day] So what do I do?
- Simon Abernathy: Stop being a wienie!
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: Don't say wienie.
- Dr. Frank Abernathy, Agent Powers: [after his father, Simon mumbles something incoherent] 'What?'
- Agent Powers: He said 'Don't trust these government stooges,' in pig latin. Does he suffer from dementia?
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: I wish!
- Simon Abernathy: Don't get her pregnant on the first date son!
- Dr. Frank Abernathy: Ok. See you later, dad.