Luis Guzmán credited as playing...
Million Dollar Mendez
- Million Dollar Mendez: America's so fucked up racially, right? Latinos are the new exotic. I mean, look at some of the Hollywood pictures. The dirty cop one, "Training Day." They put Denzel with, um...
- Lucky: Eva Mendes.
- Million Dollar Mendez: Oh, my God. Gorgeous Latina. And then - and then the one with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air kid. What's his name?
- Lucky: Will Smith.
- Million Dollar Mendez: Yes, yes, yes. They put in the same Latina with him. And then the Catwoman with I know this one. I know this one. Benjamin Bratt. He put fine in fine. You put a black guy with a black girl, what you got? Black movie. White with white? Been there, done that. You gotta mix it up. Make it sexy. You know, we all fantasize about the other, right?
- Million Dollar Mendez: Latinos are safe, you see. White folks love us, black folks live next door to us. Who wouldn't wanna bang a hot Latina? Unless, of course, you was a fag like me.
- Angela: Look, honestly, I can't do anything today that I won't be proud of tomorrow.
- Million Dollar Mendez: Did you hear that shit? Do you believe that shit? I didn't know they still make girls like this! You gotta keep her here, Lucky. Keep her, okay?