Kevin Smith credited as playing...
Self - Director of 'Clerks' and 'Jersey Girl'
- Self - Director of 'Clerks' and 'Jersey Girl': For some reason I guess it was because in watching the movie the MPAA was sitting there going Liv Tyler masturbating on a regular basis, Arwen the Elf? Can't have it, you know and they gave it an R, and I actually spoke to Joan Graves who is the current head of the MPAA and she was saying it would just make me unforgettable thinking about my sixteen year old daughter sitting in a movie theater watching that scene. To which I was like Jim, do you think that your sixteen year old daughter hasn't masturbated already? Like really to you think anything in that scene that this chick doesent or hasen't already tried when you know the lights go out at night or in the bathroom or in the tub or with the shower head something like that? I'm telling you man, I'm not teaching this broad anything new.