5ive Girls

Seems like this movie has been forgotten mostly and barley any one has seen. Its not really memorable or original. However it does have Ron Pearlman in it. So maybe it's worth a watch for that. The dialogue is awful. But it's worth a laugh I would say. I can't hate it all that much, did I say it has Ron Pearlman in it already?

St. Mark's School For Girls is an interesting place. It seems like the perfect setting for reforming unruly females. The titular five are brought in to St. Mark's, locked in, and the miracle of religious rehabilitation begins.

What could possibly go wrong?

Unfortunately, these new fish are unaware of the history of this particular institution, including a mysterious disappearance. They also have no idea that the Priest and Headmistress (Ron Perlman and Amy Lalonde) are not exactly what they appear to be.

In addition, the church is under some sort of satanic attack which could result in further disciplinary problems and educational delays. Not surprisingly, the 5IVE GIRLS have arrived equipped with psychic abilities that enable them to battle the forces of eeevil. That is, if they can stop fighting amongst themselves.

Not a bad clone of THE CRAFT, complete with a final conflict full of blood, spiritual warfare, and featuring a dubious CGI demon!...

Not a bad film by any means. The acting was solid, and it had some pretty good creepy moments. Ron Perlman is a favorite of mine, so I'm being a little more generous then I normally would. With a storyline like this one you expect some nudity and sex, thats just what everyone is generally looking for in a plot like this. There was some brief partial nudity, and some sexy moments, but not nearly enough for this type of story. If this film added in some of that excess I would have bumped it up to an eight rating. Fans of Perlman, or someone just looking for a decent dtv horror film, that entertains if not blows you away, should give it a look. Again, any film that takes place in an all girls' school, with a lesbian authority figure, better show some skin. Ron Perlman makes it worth a look, and the ladies do a fine job as well.

Some sub-standard religious nonsense about five teenage girls at a finishing school that turns out to be haunted by demons. Mired in the middle of the mess is none other than Ron Perlman, doing his very best with the disappointing material and enlivening the screen with his presence whenever he appears - which is far too infrequently, unfortunately.

For most of the running time this is a cheesy variant on the likes of THE CRAFT, with the young actresses vamping it up and stripping at various intervals to keep the (male) viewers interested. As it's a B-movie about demonic possession, there's also a smattering of gore, alongside lots of cheesy/lousy CGI effects involving demonic goo being thrown around. None of it makes much sense and it's all very predictable and uninteresting; even the inclusion of some extra spicy corporal punishment fails to lift the spirits. Aside from a fun CGI demon this is pretty nonsensical.

5ive Girls: You've seen it before: delinquent girls sent to a boot camp style school, turns out they all have psychic powers. In this film Ron Perlman is a priest who has turned to drink after a pupil was taken by a demon back in the days when the boot camp was an exclusive school. The new headmistress rehires him, little does he know that she intends to use the five new girls in a demonic ritual. Some good jump scares and scenes of horror, impalement by crucifix, stabbings, telekinetic displays, possession. Watchable B Movie Horror. Written and directed by Warren P. Sonoda. 5.5/10.