Kevin Dotcom Brown credited as playing...
Dot Com
- Jack: Have you ever considered becoming the celebrity face of the Republican Party?
- Tracy Jordan: What? Hell no! Black people supporting Republicans? Does hot support cold? Does rain support the Earth?
- Jack: Now, that mis-perception is precisely why the GOP needs better celebrities. And a black celebrity, such as yourself, would really make us look good. Now, do you like lower taxes?
- Tracy Jordan: If I paid taxes, I sure would.
- Jack: How about gun ownership?
- Tracy Jordan: Go on.
- Jack: States' rights?
- Tracy Jordan: I love states' rights!
- Jack: And, let none of us forget that the GOP is the party of Lincoln.
- Tracy Jordan: Lincoln was a Republican?
- Dot Com: Actually, today's Republican Party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That's not exactly small government.
- Jack: Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.
- Dot Com: I guess that's why I'm still single.