Ellen Barkin credited as playing...
Abigail Sponder
- Abigail Sponder: We're gonna have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.
- Fired Waitress: I only gained 4 pounds. You can't.
- Abigail Sponder: Yeah, well, your body index is not what it's supposed to be.
- Fired Waitress: But Ms. Sponder...
- Abigail Sponder: Oh, no, baby doll. It's your butt that's the problem.
- [walks away]
- Frank Catton: [voiceover] You can't fire no waitress based on appearance. Man, that's just unconstitutional.
- Danny Ocean: If they were waitresses.
- Linus Caldwell: Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.
- Rusty Ryan: It's a cruel, cruel practice.
- Linus Caldwell: [passing Yen off as a whale] He owns all of the air south of Beijing.
- Abigail Sponder: [disbelieving] The air?
- Linus Caldwell: Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up.
- Linus Caldwell: [as Abagail is standing behind the bar] Do you got wine back there?
- Abigail Sponder: [seduced by his chemically engineered scent] I got everything you need back here.