Trace Beaulieu credited as playing...
Crow T. Robot • Dr. Clayton Forrester
- Joel Robinson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot: [singing] Sing the praises of pants!
- [Joel forgets the next line]
- Joel Robinson: Oh, shit.
- Crow T. Robot: [singing] Shit!
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot: [singing] Shit!
- [as Tom imitates crickets chirping, Joel and Crow gaze out at the stars]
- Joel Robinson: Makes you think, don't it?
- Crow T. Robot: Uh-huh.
- Joel Robinson: Makes you wonder what the next line is.
- Crow T. Robot: Oh, yeah.
- Tom Servo: Sure does.
- Crow T. Robot: Joel, I hate movies where the women wear shorter... or the men...
- [Servo bursts out laughing]
- Tom Servo: I love movies like that!
- Tom Servo: MMMike! She's just been informed that brother that her beloved long-lost explorer-slash-father...
- Crow T. Robot: ...Is dead!
- Tom Servo: Dead!
- Crow T. Robot: Dead!
- Tom Servo: Dead!
- Crow T. Robot: He's alone, she's alone... Oh, I screwed it up! I'll be over here!
- Crow T. Robot: Uh, Mike? Um, I would like to ask you for... Servo's hand in marriage!
- Mike Nelson: [distracted] Sure, I don't see why...
- [He exclaims in disgust and drops the magazine]
- Mike Nelson: What?
- Crow T. Robot: [forgetting the next line] Uh, well, um...
- [He clears his throat]
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah.
- Tom Servo: Yeah.
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah.
- Tom Servo: Yeah. We'll have sex, Mike, in a big way.
- Crow T. Robot: Joel, what was the deal with the ancient Greeks, huh?
- Joel Robinson: Um, um...
- Crow T. Robot: Nothing. Okay.
- Dr. Clayton Forrester: So how does hypno-heliostatic-stasis differ from say, uh, deep hurting?
- TV's Frank: Aaaa-ha!
- [He takes one sheet off the board and it shows another picture]
- TV's Frank: See for yourself!
- [a piece of the set falls over and crushes the board]
- TV's Frank: It is a very powerful thing!
- Dr. Clayton Forrester: Ah, I see!
- [They turn to the camera and giggle]
- Mike Nelson: You know, I can't promise that I personally will be turning my crank to Frank but I can see how there are people who-
- [At this very moment Crow had been shaking his head and his crest came off]
- Tom Servo: Hm?
- Crow T. Robot: [deadpan] What the fuck?
- Tom Servo: Please, web wrangler, web wrangler.