Billy Bob Thornton credited as playing...
Vic Cavanaugh
- Vic: He actually threatened to shoot Gladys if I didn't tell him where the money was. But I think he was counting on a level of commitment and affection between her and me that just simply wasn't there.
- Vic: Well? How'd it go?
- Charlie Arglist: Good. Went good.
- Vic: How much?
- Charlie Arglist: A lot.
- Vic: Am I gonna have to slap the shit outta you? How much?
- Charlie Arglist: Vic, it's a great, big, fuckin' pile of money: two-million - one-hundred - forty-seven-thousand dollars and change. My God, we're actually doing this.
- Vic: No, we're not doing it. It's already done.
- Vic: Don't be so worried. The hard part's done already. Everything worked just like you said it would.
- Charlie Arglist: Yeah. I guess.
- Vic: Just act normal for a few hours and we're home free. OK?
- Charlie Arglist: OK.
- Vic: OK.
- Charlie Arglist: Uh, you wanna take the money and not me?
- Vic: You wanna take the money?
- Charlie Arglist: No, I-I-I don't know. I was just...
- Vic: Well, if you wanna take the money... I mean, if you think you could do a better job at guarding two-million dollars...
- Charlie Arglist: No, no, no. It should be you. It should be you. It's just that we didn't discuss that.
- Vic: Are we through discussing it? Or is there more to say on the subject?
- Charlie Arglist: No. We're done.
- Vic: Cool. OK. Shut the door.
- Charlie Arglist: OK.
- Vic: And Charlie? Act normal.
- Charlie Arglist: Yeah.
- Charlie Arglist: It's Christmas! Everyone's nice on Christmas!
- Vic Cavanaugh: Only morons are nice on Christmas.
- Vic: See, this is the whole problem with people, if you are what you do and you never do anything, then what the fuck are you? That's the way I see it anyways.
- Charlie Arglist: Oh, Vic?
- Vic: What?
- Charlie Arglist: [Shows a severed thumb] Whose thumb is this?
- Vic: Oh yeah, Roy. good news: Charlie brought your thumb.
- Vic: You know what, Roy? One more word out of that trunk, and I'm going to shoot it at both ends, because the truth is, I can't remember which end your head's at.