Ryan Phillippe credited as playing...
Eric O'Neill
- Eric O'Neill: What if he's smarter than I am?
- Kate Burroughs: A couple of years ago, the bureau put together a task force. Lots of assets had been disappearing. So this task force was formed to find the mole who was giving them up. Our best analysts poring over data for years looking for the guy, and they could never quite find him. Guess who was put in charge of the task force? He was smarter than all of us. Actually, I can live with that part. It's the idea that my entire career has been a waste of time, that's the part I hate. Everything I've done since I got to this office, everything we've all been paid to do, he was undoing it. We all coulda just stayed home.
- Kate Burroughs: That was the worst spy in American history you brought down, and you're just going to walk away.
- Eric O'Neill: Can you think of a better time to walk away?
- Kate Burroughs: Nope.
- Eric O'Neill: I had all these answers for her. 'He's misunderstood.' 'He's trying to fix the bureau and no one will listen.' 'He was born in the wrong century.' 'His father's a jerk.' I got a whole list. But you know something Sir, at the end of the day it's all crap. You ARE who you are. The why doesn't mean a thing does it? DOES IT?
- Robert Hanssen: I... matter... plenty.
- Robert Hanssen: Do you pray the Rosary every day?
- Eric O'Neill: Not every day Sir, no.
- Robert Hanssen: You should.
- Eric O'Neill: My name is Eric.
- Robert Hanssen: No, your name is Clerk. And my name is Sir, or Boss, if you can manage.
- Eric O'Neill: Yes, sir.
- Robert Hanssen: And if I ever catch you in my office again, you're gonna be pissin' purple for a week.
- Robert Hanssen: You know why the Soviet empire fell?
- Eric O'Neill: Good morning?
- Robert Hanssen: Godlessness.
- Robert Hanssen: [first words on meeting] Tell me five things about yourself, four of them true.
- Eric O'Neill: I'm sorry?
- Robert Hanssen: It's a *game* we used to play, at the subanalytical unit. Keep ourselves sharp. It's lie detection.
- Eric O'Neill: Oh.
- [chuckling slightly]
- Eric O'Neill: I don't think I'd be much good at bluffing.
- Robert Hanssen: [rolling eyes and walking off] That would've counted as your lie, right there.
- Robert Hanssen: There are pallets of new computers in every corridor of this building.
- Eric O'Neill: I'll just fill out a req form.
- Robert Hanssen: You're not listening... just go get one; those req forms are for bureaucrats.
- Eric O'Neill: There's no such thing as the Information Assurance Division, is there?
- Kate Burroughs: No. We created that to lure him back from State. 9930 was built for him, too. Video, audio, bafflers in the vents, heat sensors, motion sensors. Probably enough microwaves in that office to cook a chicken.
- Kate Burroughs: You're going to make agent, Eric. Isn't that what you wanted?
- Eric O'Neill: It was.
- Kate Burroughs: Until you came over to my apartment and saw the TV dinners and no cat?
- Eric O'Neill: [proffering his "five things about yourself, four of them true"] I won Boy Scout merit badges in every category except Rifleman. I haven't been to confession since high school. There are several words I constantly misspell. My favorite drink is a vodka tonic. And I'm the only male in the last four generations of my family who hasn't served in the military.
- Robert Hanssen: So what is your drink?
- Kate Burroughs: The director's running it. He sees your pages every day.
- Eric O'Neill: [looks nervous]
- Kate Burroughs: [smiles] Keep them coming, by the way. Our audio's missing about ninety percent of what Hanssen says in there.
- Eric O'Neill: He mumbles.
- Kate Burroughs: He does a lot of things, this guy.