Amy Spanger credited as playing...
Sally DeBains • Statue of Liberty
- Sally DeBains: So, how tall are you, Jimmy?
- Jimmy: Five feet, nine inches.
- Sally DeBains: Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches.
- Sally DeBains: Yes, I'm waiting for your business in this carnal carnivale. Take a one-way ticket to the Bacchanal. So come on Jimmy, come on give me, *reefer love*!
- Ralph Wiley: [shouting at the radio's report of Jimmy being executed] Shut up!
- Mae Coleman: We can't just let Jimmy die.
- Ralph Wiley: Shut up! Shut up!
- Sally DeBains: Look, the kid's yesterday's headlines, and there's nothing we can do about it. When's Jack bringing some more boys home?
- Ralph Wiley: [overturning the table] Shut up! Shut up!
- Sally DeBains: You shut up! What're you? Nuts?
- Ralph Wiley: [crazy look] I'm... *fine* Perfectly... in... control.
- [after selling her baby to a stereotypical Chinese man holding a pair of chopsticks]
- Sally DeBains: You'll take good care of him, won't you? It's not true what they say about you people eating babies, is it?
- Asian Guy: [aims chopsticks at the baby] Care to stay for... dinner?
- [back in the classroom, everyone stares at the lone Asian lady, who slinks down in her seat]
- Jimmy Harper: [after eating a hashish brownie] This brownie is yummy! / It's the greatest brownie known to man! / It's chewy, it's nutty, this brownie's really good! / Don't offer me a macaroon. / My brownie suits me fine! / There's frosting on the top, and best of all it's mine!
- Sally DeBains, Jack Stone, Ralph Wiley, Mae Coleman: Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie!
- Jack Stone: Let's go home!
- Jimmy Harper: Okay. / I shimmer electric! / I'm a one-man marching brownie band. / I love it! My brownie! / And my brownie loves me, too! / It's smooth, it's sweet, it's chocolaty. / It forms a perfect square. / And the bestest part of all, is I don't have to share.
- Sally DeBains, Jack Stone, Ralph Wiley, Mae Coleman: He doesn't have to share!
- Jimmy Harper: And the bestest part of all is I don't have to share!
- Ralph Wiley: Eat the brownie!
- Sally DeBains: Eat the brownie!
- Jack Stone: Eat the brownie!
- Mae Coleman: Eat the brownie!
- Sally DeBains, Jack Stone, Ralph Wiley, Jimmy Harper, Mae Coleman: Yeah!
- Zombies: [singing] Open the gate and abandon hope! / We're the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dope!
- Ralph Wiley: Way down where it's hot / They are saving us a spot!
- Zombies: You murdered us, Ralph! / Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em!
- Ralph Wiley: Bad zombies! Shoo! Go away!
- [runs inside and backs his imaginary pursuers off with a garden hoe]
- Sally DeBains: He's losin' it, Jack!
- Jack Stone: Gee, you don't suppose?
- Mae Coleman: He's liable to crack and spill all he knows!
- Sally DeBains, Mae Coleman: He's really acting weird!
- Jack Stone: Perhaps it's time he disappeared / He'd never be missed / I could murder him! Murder him! Murder him! Murder him!
- Sally DeBains: [chant] Come on, Jimmy, Come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally/Come on, Jimmy, come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally!
- Jimmy: Umm... no thanks... I don't think I ought to
- Sally DeBains: [chant] Come on, Jimmy, Come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally/Come on, Jimmy, come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally!
- Jimmy: Um... I have to go now... thanks for having me...
- Jack Stone: [chant on top of Sally] Take a toke of T-stick, Take a toke of T-stick/Take a toke of T-stick, take a toke of T-stick
- Mae Coleman: [chant on top of the others] Smoke it, you make choke at first, but then the worst is over/Smoke it, you may choke at first, but then the worst is over!
- Ralph Wiley: [chant on top of the others] Don't be a chicken!/Don't be a chicken!
- Lecturer, Parents: [repeated on top of others] Don't, Jimmy! Don't do it! Don't be a fool!/Don't, Jimmy! Don't do it! Don't be a fool!
- Sally DeBains, Jack Stone, Mae Coleman, Ralph Wiley, Lecturer, Parents: [All chants repeated several times until Jimmy takes a hit]
- Lecturer, Parents: *NO*!
- Jimmy: Someone save me/There's no place to hide/From this salacious/Magic carpet ride!
- Sally DeBains, Jack Stone, Mae Coleman, Ralph Wiley: Open up your mind!/Let your body soar!/Arms and legs entwined/Cry: More! More More!
- Jack Stone, Ralph Wiley: If a year goes by, it might seem a day
- Sally DeBains, Mae Coleman: If a day goes by, it could take a year