Mary McDonnell credited as playing...
President Laura Roslin
- Commander William Adama: [President Roslin is bedridden, dying of cancer, and coughing profusely] What can I get you?
- President Laura Roslin: [sarcastically] A new body. Perhaps, one of those young Cylon models from the Resurrection Ship.
- Commander William Adama: I can't see you as a blonde.
- President Laura Roslin: You'd be surprised.
- [laughs]
- Romo Lampkin: I understand that you had a romantic relationship with my client.
- Number Six: Gaius Baltar is a brilliant, gifted human being. In the time I've known him, he's made a sport out of mendacity and deception. He is narcissistic, feckless, self-centered, and vain. I'm the one who should have stabbed him.
- President Laura Roslin: Things are looking up.
- President Laura Roslin: [about Commander Adama] Maybe if he's more comfortable he'll be a little easier to deal with.
- Billy Keikeya: That's smart.
- President Laura Roslin: No, it's not smart. It's politics.
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: [Baltar has a two-way argument with Roslin and Number Six at the same time] Well, quite frankly, I don't give a flying frak whether you believe me or not, all right? Because I've had it, I am... I'm tired of being pushed and prodded around like I'm some kind of toy. I'm not your plaything!
- Number Six, President Laura Roslin: [simultaneously, in stereo] Plaything?
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: I don't work for you and uh, quite frankly, I don't have to sit any more and take this kind of abuse from either of you!... Er,
- [points at Billy]
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: *you* either... either in *here*, either in there, wherever it is...
- President Laura Roslin: [talking about Baltar] He's an odd one, isn't he?
- Billy Keikeya: [in falsetto] Cuckoo...