Ron Perlman credited as playing...
Hellboy
- Hellboy: You're in love. Have a beer.
- Abe Sapien: Oh, my body's a temple.
- Hellboy: Well, now it's an amusement park.
- Abe Sapien: No, no, no. The glandular balance of...
- Hellboy: Just shut up and drink it, would you?
- Prince Nuada: [to the Golden Army] Kill them.
- Abe Sapien: [shocked] He lied to us.
- Hellboy: Abe, old buddy. We ever get outta this, we gotta talk.
- Tom Manning: What's going on? What's going on?
- Hellboy: I quit.
- [gives Manning his belt and weapon]
- Tom Manning: What? Are you serious?
- Liz Sherman: Looks that way doesn't it?
- [gives Manning her belt and weapon]
- Tom Manning: What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit.
- Abe Sapien: [gives Manning his belt and weapons] Watch us.
- [pats Manning on the cheek and walks past him]
- Hellboy: [comes back] On second thought...
- [pulls out the Samaritan]
- Hellboy: I think I'll keep this!
- [walks away]
- Tom Manning: Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this. Stop them.
- Johann Krauss: Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!
- Hellboy: Come on, Abe! What are these things?
- Abe Sapien: Carcharadon Carcharias.
- Hellboy: English, English.
- Abe Sapien: They're, um... tooth fairies.
- Hellboy: Ha!
- Abe Sapien: No. Black Forest, 3rd Century. They feed mostly on calcium. Bones, skin, organs... But they do usually go after the teeth first. Hence the name, "tooth fairies."
- Liz Sherman: Bet you they don't leave money, either.
- Johann Krauss: [after thrashing Hellboy] There we are. Your temper, it makes you sloppy. Try to control it, Agent Hellboy. Before it controls you.
- [Johann "walks" away, singing in German]
- Hellboy: Glass-hole.
- Hellboy: [reading a CD's track listing] "Can't Smile Without You"?
- Abe Sapien: I know...
- Hellboy: Yep, I'm gonna need a beer, too!
- Hellboy: I can be discreet.
- Liz Sherman: Really?
- Hellboy: Hey, I followed you and Myers, didn't I?
- Liz Sherman: And then you had him transferred to Antarctica. That's very... discreet.
- Hellboy: Ah, he said he liked the cold.
- Hellboy: Eh, Mr. Kraut, sir?
- Johann Krauss: Krauss, agent. There's a double s.
- Hellboy: SS. Right, right.
- Hellboy: [looking at Liz sleeping; drunk] Look at her. She's it, Abe. She's it. She's my whole wide... You know?
- Abe Sapien: [also drunk] Yeah. Yeah.
- Hellboy: I would give my life for her... but she also wants me to do the dishes.
- Abe Sapien: I would die and do the dishes.
- Prince Nuada: [defeated] Kill me. You must. For I will not stop. I cannot.
- Hellboy: [taking the crown] Sorry, pal. I win, you live.
- Johann Krauss: You have one fatal flaw.
- Hellboy: Oh, I wanna hear this.
- Johann Krauss: No, you don't. You can't take criticism.
- Hellboy: Try me.
- Johann Krauss: [pokes Hellboy] Can't... take it.
- Hellboy: [yells] What's my flaw?
- Johann Krauss: Your temper! It gets the best of you. Makes you weak, makes you vulnera...
- [Hellboy punches him]
- Liz Sherman: [over the radio, at the auction house] Abe, what have we got?
- Abe Sapien: [reading through his book] Oh, this is interesting. Both boxes have the royal seal. Only delivered in a time of war... Red, we have company.
- Hellboy: [getting annoyed] Come on, Blue. Give me something to work with here!
- Abe Sapien: Burrowing creatures.
- Hellboy: How many of them?
- Abe Sapien: Many... there are no corpses because there are no leftovers. Have you noticed the floor?
- Hellboy: [walking through the bloody sludge] Aww, crap!
- Abe Sapien: Precisely. All these things do is eat and eat, then poop, then eat again.
- Liz Sherman: [sarcastic] Remind you of anyone?
- [last lines]
- Hellboy: Maybe we can find a place with a yard. It'd be great for the baby!
- Liz Sherman: Babies.
- Hellboy: [mouths] Babies?
- Liz Sherman: [holds up two fingers, wagging them]
- Hellboy: "Popular Love Songs"? Oh, Abe... you fell for the Princess?
- Abe Sapien: She... she's like me! A creature from another world...
- Hellboy: You need to get out more.