Will Young credited as playing...
Bertie
- Bertie: What do you make of her?
- Vivian Van Damm: She's beautiful.
- Bertie: Yes.
- Vivian Van Damm: But the nipples...
- Bertie: Too large?
- Vivian Van Damm: They're not British. Could be Italian. We must have British nipples.
- Laura Henderson: Do you find these women attractive?
- Bertie: Some of them are very pretty.
- Laura Henderson: Oh yes, I can certainly see that, but do they intrigue you as a man?
- Bertie: Ah... I have other inclinations.
- Laura Henderson: Oh... OH! How delicious!