Larry King credited as playing...
Doris
- Doris: I know he's a jerk and everything but I gotta admit that Charming makes me hotter than July.
- Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel: Ewww!
- Princess Fiona: What are Shrek and I supposed to do?
- Rapunzel: Well, now you'll have plenty of time to work on your marriage.
- Princess Fiona: Gee, thanks Rapunzel, and what's that suppose to mean?
- Rapunzel: Oh, come on now, Fiona. You know what happens.
- [Cinderella prods Sleeping Beauty]
- Sleeping Beauty: [wakes up] Huh? You're tired all the time.
- Snow White: You'll start letting yourself go.
- Gingy: Stretch marks.
- Rapunzel: Say goodbye to romance.
- [Dragon nods in agreement]
- Princess Fiona: Um sorry... but how many of you have kids?
- Doris: She's right. A baby is only gonna strengthen the love that Shrek and Fiona have. How did Shrek react when you told him? Tell me!
- Princess Fiona: Well, when he first found out, Shrek said...
- [get interrupted when Dragon alerts them]