Cheri Oteri credited as playing...
Sleeping Beauty • Actress
- Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
- [Sleeping Beauty falls asleep, Snow White lies down in her coffin pose, and Cinderella seats herself on the floor gazing dreamily into space]
- Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
- Sleeping Beauty: [Snaps awake] Waiting to be rescued.
- [falls back asleep]
- Snow White: I'm sorry but this isn't working for me.
- Sleeping Beauty: It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow.
- Snow White: You're just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land.
- Rapunzel: Oh, you mean in that rigged election?
- Snow White: You're one to talk. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden extensions."
- Queen Lillian: Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together.
- Sleeping Beauty: Everything always about you, it's not like your additude is helping Snow.
- Snow White: Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.
- Cinderella: [whispering to Fiona about her present] It's for the poopies!
- Sleeping Beauty: Ew! Wait, babies poop?
- Rapunzel: Everybody poops, Beauty!
- Doris: I know he's a jerk and everything but I gotta admit that Charming makes me hotter than July.
- Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel: Ewww!
- [at Fiona's baby shower, a group of birds gently place a flowered wreath on Fiona's head]
- Cinderella: Stunning.
- Snow White: Look at you.
- Rapunzel: Wow.
- Snow White: Look you darling.
- Sleeping Beauty: Just precious. Look at her.
- Rapunzel: So, have you had any cravings since you've been pregnant?
- Princess Fiona: [with her mouth full of cake] No, not at all.
- [sniffs]
- Princess Fiona: Do you smell ham?
- Princess Fiona: What are Shrek and I supposed to do?
- Rapunzel: Well, now you'll have plenty of time to work on your marriage.
- Princess Fiona: Gee, thanks Rapunzel, and what's that suppose to mean?
- Rapunzel: Oh, come on now, Fiona. You know what happens.
- [Cinderella prods Sleeping Beauty]
- Sleeping Beauty: [wakes up] Huh? You're tired all the time.
- Snow White: You'll start letting yourself go.
- Gingy: Stretch marks.
- Rapunzel: Say goodbye to romance.
- [Dragon nods in agreement]
- Princess Fiona: Um sorry... but how many of you have kids?
- Doris: She's right. A baby is only gonna strengthen the love that Shrek and Fiona have. How did Shrek react when you told him? Tell me!
- Princess Fiona: Well, when he first found out, Shrek said...
- [get interrupted when Dragon alerts them]