Cody Cameron credited as playing...
Pinocchio • Three Pigs
- Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?
- Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not
- Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
- Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
- Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
- Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably
- Prince Charming: Stop it!
- Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was
- [Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]
- Pinocchio: That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.
- Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
- Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
- Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
- Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
- Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
- Gingerbread Man: Ew! This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theater.
- Pinocchio: Me too.
- [his nose grows]