Ali Hillis credited as playing...
Christine
- Christine: [Sarah is in the bath and not picking up the phone] Sarah, it's me, Christine. Pick up. Come on, Sarah. I already talked to Dad.
- Sarah: [sighs and answers the phone] Who else knows?
- Christine: No one.
- Sarah: Come on, Carol has to know.
- Christine: Why does Carol have to know? Couldn't I once know something before she does?
- Sarah: [realizing] She's there with you, isn't she?
- Christine: No.
- Sarah: Hello, Carol.
- Carol: [small beat] Hi, Sarah. I was telling Chris it's a shame I didn't know about this before because I would have called Uncle Chet. We could have doubled.
- Sarah: Oh, no. This story is going to be immortalized into family history, isn't it? Told and retold at Thanksgiving dinner, year after year...
- Carol: Oh, not just Thanksgiving. I think it's a good Christmas story, too.
- [both Carol and Christine laugh]
- Sarah: Bye guys.
- Christine: [laughing] Wait. Tell the truth. On a scale of one to ten how would you rate Dad as a date? Hot, super hot?
- [Sarah hangs up]