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Piper Perabo, Darren Boyd, Matthew Goode, and Lena Headey in Imagine Me & You (2005)

Celia Imrie: Tessa

Imagine Me & You

Celia Imrie credited as playing...

Tessa

Quotes6

  • H: Heck, I've got a question.
  • Tessa: Not now.
  • Heck: What's the question, H?
  • H: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
  • Heck: [thinks for a few seconds, then replies] I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.
  • Tessa: There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.
  • [She starts to lead H to the church to find a seat for the wedding]
  • Luce: [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely] It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.
  • H: [as Tessa leads her to the church] Can she sit with me?
  • Ned: So, who's the lucky chap? What's his name?
  • Rachel: Her name... is Luce.
  • Tessa: Luce? As in a woman? As are you a woman? So you mean you two are lesbifriends?
  • Rachel: It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to happen.
  • Tessa: This man's as useless as a fart in a jam jar.
  • Tessa: Cooper, that trollop. That man would shag an open wound.
  • Ned: And where did you two meet ?
  • Rachel: At my wedding.
  • Tessa: but it's such a short time, how can you be sure ?
  • Rachel: I knew after three seconds.
  • Ned: I've heard of love happening that fast, The French call it Le Flash.
  • Tessa: They would, bloody perverts.
  • Tessa: Will you fuck off with the fucking candles?

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