Paul Rudd credited as playing...
Jack Chase
- Jack Chase: Do you know I have a magnificent penis?
- Coach Popovitch: Oh shut up!
- Jack Chase: No, no. I have a magnificent penis.
- Coach Popovitch: Just Shut up!
- Jack Chase: It's true!
- Coach Popovitch: I'm not listening to you.
- [covering ears and walking away]
- Coach Popovitch: la la la la la.
- Jack Chase: You're here to hear coach. Well hear this: My cock's jammin'! It's jammin'!
- Coach Popovitch: Me and wifey... we incorporate a lot of technology in our marital relations.
- Jack Chase: I'm uncomfortable now.
- [Jack hops in his car and starts it when Kristen steps in]
- Kristen Taylor: Hey, Mr. Chase.
- Jack Chase: Get down. Someone might see you.
- Kristen Taylor: Oh.
- [ducks down to his lap]
- Jack Chase: Okay, get up. Get up. Someone might see you. What do you want?
- Kristen Taylor: A ride. To the Case Western University biophysics lab. I work there.
- Jack Chase: Good for you.
- [Kristen becomes topless]
- Kristen Taylor: Jack?
- Jack Chase: [nervously] Uh - Uh, yeah?
- Kristen Taylor: [whispers] Fuck the shit outta me.