Diedrich Bader credited as playing...
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans
- Tank Evans: [introducing his trophies] These are my ladies. This is Jill. This is my lady, Amy. Little Suzy. Brianna... y'know why we call her Brianna, right?
- Filmmaker: N-no...
- Tank Evans: [smirks] Yeahhhh, it's a long story.
- Tank Evans: I'm gonna chum the water with your head!
- Cody Maverick: Bring it on, pecker face! Let's go.
- Tank Evans: Pecker face?
- [the kids are playing with Tank's trophy]
- Tank Evans: No, no, NO! I'm telling my mom!
- [one of the kids trip and the trophy breaks]
- Arnold: Oops!
- Tank Evans: Nooooo! Lia!
- Tank Evans: This spot here, this is for my special lady. Lia. I'm gonna say that one more time. Lia. Oh yeah. That's a sweet, sweet lady.
- Tank's Mother: Tank! Are you polishing your trophies again?
- Tank Evans: Mom! I wasn't polishing, I was just talking to my friends!
- [to camera]
- Tank Evans: I'm gonna polish them later.
- Tank Evans: A role model? No. But I do consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to. Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank. I mean, they should try. Good luck, kids!
- Tank Evans: [doing pushups over hot coals] Right, no, I getcha. What's winning without the losers?
- Tank Evans: [later, still doing pushups over hot coals] It feels better, when there's a lot of losers around... was, was that your question?
- Rob: I don't believe this. This contest was Maverick's to win. Now Evans pushing Maverick out of bounds and into the Bone Yards.
- Cody Maverick: Tank, look out.
- Tank Evans: You look out.
- Big Z: Code!
- Cody Maverick: Z!
- Big Z: Cody, come on!
- Cody Maverick: Z!
- Big Z: Paddle! Come on! Dig! Faster! Come on. Dig! Dig!
- [sees a wave coming]
- Big Z: Don't dig! Don't dig!
- Cody Maverick: What?
- Big Z: Let the wave carry you, Cody. You're gonna have to time it! You're gonna come right here. Right to me. Five... four...
- Cody Maverick: Three... two... one... Z!
- Tank Evans: First, I'm gonna take you down. Then I'm gonna fry the chicken.
- Chicken Joe: [Lying on his board, staring at the sky] Whoa! That cloud looks just like a kitten. Aww.