Paterson Joseph credited as playing...
Lyndon • Lyndon Jones
- Sue White: [Slave Auction Date] Oh pleasure your body as well as your mind you poor man!
- Lyndon Jones: Rather not.
- Sue White: Why?
- Lyndon Jones: Because you're disturbing, tedious and desperate! Sorry, but that's just the way it is. Let's forget this ever happened.
- [gets in a taxi. She follows him in]
- Sue White: I don't mind swallowing!
- Lyndon Jones: [he jumps out the other side and runs for it]
- Harriet Schulenburg: [Making party invitations for her son] Can you make the words pink?
- Lyndon Jones: For a boy?
- Harriet Schulenburg: He's gay.
- Kim Alabaster: [Photocopier Competition] What? Ol' "Big Pants", there?
- Lyndon Jones: Well, you did ask me whose I liked best...
- Harriet Schulenburg: [Victory Dance]
- Lyndon Jones: You're forgetting that I'm in charge of the Database and can see exactly how "Slightly Older" you are...