Lucinda Raikes credited as playing...
Karen Ball
- Kim Alabaster: He's not worth it, Karen.
- Karen Ball: [crying over Martin chasing Carol] He is!
- Kim Alabaster: He's not.
- Karen Ball: Yes he is!
- Kim Alabaster: He's got pink trousers on, Karen!
- Karen Ball: I like them!
- Karen Ball: [online game] I don't want to be in Slytherin!
- Naughty Rachel: You can't go back. The decision of the Sorting Hat is always final!
- Karen Ball: [runs off crying]
- Kim Alabaster: [starts after her]
- Naughty Rachel: No! Careful! It might be a Slytherin trick...
- Kim Alabaster: Why are you hiding under your desk?
- Karen Ball: I thought I saw a Clanger!
- Kim Alabaster: [hides too]
- Naughty Rachel: Poop-poop poop poop poop!
- Naughty Rachel: Oooh, Karen, Dr Martin Dear isn't-he-queer is on his way!
- Karen Ball: Oh my God! How do I look?
- Naughty Rachel: ...Rough.
- Karen Ball: Joanna Breaks up. It's not a joke.
- Dr. Alan Statham: Why?
- Karen Ball: She said you'd ask. She's bored. She started going out with you because she was bored, and she's still bored. You're boring. Sorry.
- Dr. Alan Statham: No, you don't have to be nice!