Jemima Rooper credited as playing...
Thelma Bates • Thelma
- Leon Tyler: We need to cauterize the wound.
- Thelma Bates: How do we do that?
- Leon Tyler: Well, in star wars they used the light saber
- Cassie Hughes: [Thelma has engineered Cassie's dream into a glamourous make-out session between the two of them. Cassie wakes with a start to find Thelma grinning at the foot of her bed] Will you stop that!
- Thelma Bates: [grins] That's not what you said a moment ago!
- Thelma Bates: You've had a rough deal, Cassie McBain. Your dad's disappeared, your mother's a nutter...
- Cassie Hughes: My best friend's a lesbian ghost.
- Thelma Bates: Life sucks!
- Cassie Hughes: Oh, and there was one other thing. Apparently, I'm a witch.
- Thelma Bates: Well, I could've told you that.
- Thelma Bates: So, what are you doing here?
- Peggy: Actually my father used to own this place?
- Thelma Bates: Oh. Sorry.
- Peggy: I died here in 1923. I'd like to say my husband caught me with the scullery maid, but actually it was the flu. How about you?
- Thelma Bates: I was ritualistically sacrificed by a fallen angel.
- Peggy: Ah, the flu, too, eh?