Kathy Najimy: Dipsy

Balto III: Wings of Change

Dipsy

Dipsy: [listening to the conversation above] Okay. Alright. This could be interesting.
[listens]
Dipsy: Oh my.
[listens]
Dipsy: Oh... um, uh-huh.
[listens]
Dipsy: What the...?
[listens]
Dipsy: Woah.
[listens]
Dipsy: Yikes.
[listens]
Dipsy: Oh my!
Dipsy, Kodi, Dusty, Kirby, Ralph, Mel: What?
Dipsy: The postmaster's agreed to a race to see who's faster, the bushplane or the dogs.
Kodi: We're saved! We'll beat the tail off of that bushplane.
Mel: Are you crazy? Have you seen how fast that monster flies?
Dusty: We can't afford to lose!
Ralph: No kidding. We're gonna need someone fast and experienced to lead us in the race.
Kirby: You can count on me! Er, what? What?
Dusty: Well, Kirby, it's just, uh, we don't need fast, we need
[short pause]
Dusty: really, really fast.
Kirby: Oh? Oh... yeah. Yeah! Right. The fastest dog in Nome.
[turns toward Ralph]
Ralph: The most famous dog in Nome.
[turns toward Kodi]
Kodi: [proudly] My dad!

Dipsy: [listening to the conversation above] Okay. Alright. This could be interesting.
[listens]
Dipsy: Oh my.
[listens]
Dipsy: Oh... um, uh-huh.
[listens]
Dipsy: What the...?
[listens]
Dipsy: Woah.
[listens]
Dipsy: Yikes.
[listens]
Dipsy: Oh my!
Kodi, Dusty, Kirby, Ralph, Mel: What?
Dipsy: The postmaster's agreed to a race to see who's faster, the bushplane or the dogs.
Kodi: We're saved! We'll beat the tail off of that bushplane.
Mel: Are you crazy? Have you seen how fast that monster flies?
Dusty: We can't afford to lose!
Ralph: No kidding. We're gonna need someone fast and experienced to lead us in the race.
Kirby: You can count on me! Er, what?
[frustrated]
Kirby: What?
Dusty: Well, Kirby, it's just, uh, we don't need fast, we need
[short pause]
Dusty: really, really fast.
Kirby: Oh? Oh... yeah. Yeah! Right. The fastest dog in Nome.
Ralph: The most famous dog in Nome.
Kodi: [proudly] My dad!

Jenna: I wonder how far they are by now.
Mel: Well, assuming they didn't get lost or attacked by bears or Balto didn't break his leg or the mail didn't fall out of the sled or Kodi didn't barf or - never mind.
Dipsy: [Dipsy comes dragging a sack of beef jerky near Mel and Jenna] Well wouldn't you look at what the dog dragged in? Triple A number 1 first Quality beef jerky. And did old Guntersson see a thing? Absolutely not. You know I'm getting so good I scare my self.
[Dipsy gets a piece of beef jerky out]
Dipsy: Anyone?
Mel: Eat? At a time like this?
Jenna: Err, go ahead Dipsy.
Dipsy: Thanks. I don't mind if I do.
[Dipsy eats a piece of beef jerky]