Charles Fleischer credited as playing...
Boris • White Mountain Postmaster
- Boris: Yes, Yes, This is good, very good.
- Balto: You really think a bunch of dogs can beat a airplane?.
- Boris: Of course not, is impossible.
- Balto: Oh, thanks for the vote of confidence, so if you think we're going to lose, why are you so happy?
- Boris: Because I have solved my Stella problem.
- Balto: Oh, Let me guess, your going to tell her the truth?
- Boris: Are you crazy?
- [pretends to be in pain]
- Boris: Oh the pain!, the pain ah!, and all the magatoury injures, back!.
- Balto: What magatoury injure? I known you my whole life and you haven't migrated anywhere.
- Boris: But does it matter, If I'm in pain, I can not fly yes?
- Balto: Dont worry, this will work.
- Boris: Dont worry he says, ha.
- Balto: There, what do you see?
- Boris: Nothing, what you think I see?
- Balto: Well, Flap around like this for a while and, you get use to the feel of flying, then you forget that you're up in the air.
- Boris: you know makes sense in, in such a logical way.
- [Runs and flaps wings to go up in the air]
- Balto: That's it, that's it you're doing it, you'r doing great, how does it feel?
- Boris: Not bad except I have no Idea where I'm going
- [crashes into tree]
- Boris: Ahhh!
- Balto: [Boris tries again but with his eyes close] Keep going, keep going!
- Boris: Is working, is working!
- Balto: You got it, now open your eyes.
- Boris: [Boris opens his eyes then falls to the ground] Ahhhh!
- Boris: [Third time Boris is flying but very close to the ground] Thank you no, I am flying, I am one hot grouse!
- Balto: I'm not sure Stella's going the to see it that way.
- Boris: I'am good, I am the grouse!
- [Boris then crashes into a tree]
- Boris: Ahhh!
- Balto: Boris! Boris! It's an emergency!
- Boris: Ahh Balto!
- [to himself: Its about time]
- Boris: is Balto. Always in trouble this dog. If I'm not bailing him out then he is caput. Maybe we fly some other time.
- Stella: but, but, but.
- Balto: You must be the famous Stella.
- Stella: And you must be the famous Balto, the trouble dog.
- Balto: Boris?
- Boris: Come! We take care of emergency. Come come! Bye Stella.
- Stella: Huh? Bye Boris.
- [Balto and Boris are walking away from Stella]
- Boris: Bravo, Balto. Magnificent. Accept for talking too much and then. He he! we fooled her!
- Balto: Boris I wasn't faking it. There really is an a emergency. A big race, the mail dogs against the bush plane. Whoever wins get to deliver to Nome. And they want me to lead the dog sled team.
- Boris: So what is problem?
- Balto: I chased that bush place. I can't beat it.
- Boris: That could be problem.
- Boris: Enough! Enough! Enough! How many times am I telling you! Stop what you are doing!
- Muk: Oh. But wasn't that fun, Uncle Boris?
- Boris: Fun? Fun is birthday party! That was big pain in touche! I say stop! You go! I say no more! You do more! What? What? You have rocks in your head?
- Muk: Nope! I'm all clear! Can't say the same for Luk though.
- Boris: Sit Down when I'm talking to you!
- Stella: [to herself behind a rock] There's a goose with guts.
- Boris: Now! Go away and do not come back FOR FORTY OR FIFTY YEARS!
- Muk: [Walking away with Luk] Yes, Uncle Boris, right away. See ya tomorrow!
- Boris: Ho! Phew!