Kevin Schon credited as playing...
Muc • Luc • Simpson
- Muc and Luc: [talking about the 'monster'] It was louder than a wild-eyed grizzly!
- Balto, Jenna: [looking at each other, panicked] The bushplane!
- Jenna: Hey, what are you doing out here? The party's out on the beach.
- Balto: I'm just wondering what happend to Duke.
- Jenna: Are you really worried?
- Muk: Balto! Balto! It was awful, it was terrible. Did I say it was awful?
- [Luk nods]
- Muk: there we were fishing the river just minding our own business when it... it... it ATTACKED!
- Balto: What attacked?
- Muk: The monster.
- [Luk acts like a monster]
- Muk: Ahh!
- Balto: Wait a minute a monster?
- Muk: We could barely see it through the fog. But we could hear it. Getting closer and closer. Of course we didn't stick around. we boated. It chased us howling and snarling. Until finally it bounced out of the sky. If Luk hadn't yanked me out of the way we would of been crashed.
- [Muc and Luk cry]
- Jenna: Wheres this monster now?
- Muk: Out there. It's stuck in the snow. That's how we escaped.
- Balto: It bounced out of the sky?
- [Muc and Luk nod]
- Balto: And the snarling was it really loud?
- Muk: Loud. It was louder then a wild-eye-grizzly.
- Jenna, Balto: The bush plane!
- Boris: Enough! Enough! Enough! How many times am I telling you! Stop what you are doing!
- Muk: Oh. But wasn't that fun, Uncle Boris?
- Boris: Fun? Fun is birthday party! That was big pain in touche! I say stop! You go! I say no more! You do more! What? What? You have rocks in your head?
- Muk: Nope! I'm all clear! Can't say the same for Luk though.
- Boris: Sit Down when I'm talking to you!
- Stella: [to herself behind a rock] There's a goose with guts.
- Boris: Now! Go away and do not come back FOR FORTY OR FIFTY YEARS!
- Muk: [Walking away with Luk] Yes, Uncle Boris, right away. See ya tomorrow!
- Boris: Ho! Phew!