Mark Rendall credited as playing...
Kip Crombwell
- Charlie Bartlett: I just think you're missing the big picture.
- Kip Crombwell: What big picture?
- Charlie Bartlett: The universe.
- Kip Crombwell: What about the universe?
- Charlie Bartlett: Well, the universe is a pretty big place.
- Kip Crombwell: Yea. It's infinite, theoretically.
- Charlie Bartlett: Right, which means there's probably life on other planets.
- Kip Crombwell: Not life like we think, but yeah. Probably at least single-cell organisms.
- Charlie Bartlett: Well, see, that's my whole point. I mean, you could've been born a single cell organism on the planet Zortex. In fact, given the odds, it's probably more likely, but you weren't. You were born a human being. And not just any human being in the history of human beings, but a human being that gets to be alive today, that gets to listen to all kinds of music, that gets to eat food from every culture, that gets to download porn off the internet. So, really, you have everything to live for.
- [pause]
- Charlie Bartlett: Do you feel better?
- Kip Crombwell: Not really.
- Murphy Bivens: [cornering him] What's that, a briefcase?
- Charlie Bartlett: Actually, I believe it's an attaché case.
- Kip Crombwell: What's that thing on your jacket mean?
- Charlie Bartlett: Oh, this. "cor ad cor loquitur". It's in Latin. I think the translation is "heart speaks to heart", but I may be wrong.
- Murphy Bivens: So, you like a total faggot, or what?
- Charlie Bartlett: Is that a rhetorical question?
- Kip Crombwell: If it helps your decision, I'd be considerably less likely to end my life if you said yes.