Henry Rollins credited as playing...
Coach
- Coach: Oh dear.
- Honey Pie: What? What's he doing?
- Bozo: They're humping!
- Beer Guy: Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style.
- Hot Wheels: Monster sex.
- Honey Pie: [Re: first monster trapped and killed] Jeez, it took all that? All those bullets?
- Beer Guy: That's the LITTLE one? We can't fight these things! No way!
- Heroine: We can still fight them. We just gotta be clever.
- Coach: Maybe we don't have to fight them at all.
- Bozo: Yeah, why don't we just call 'em names.
- Coach: [Both peering outside through secret hatch door in the dark basement] You know, you and I have a lot of similarities. Strong. Resolute...
- Heroine: You need to be quiet.
- Coach: I'm sorry. I talk when I'm nervous.
- Heroine: Quiet.
- Coach: It's just, it's been a while since someone's been horribly killed, and it seems like an opportune time for someone to be... well... offed.
- Heroine: What did I say? Shh.
- Coach: Sorry. I'm done now.
- Coach: [Hoisting himself out the hatch door] Great men will tell of my bravery.
- Coach: If they can't reproduce, then we're one step closer. A big step. Now is the time to band together. We need to rise up against these creatures of the night. These monsters are no match for the human spirit. We can do it. We just need to believe in each other, believe in all of us. We need to make a stand. Right here, right now.
- Bozo: Dude... are you gay?