Kristin Cavallari credited as playing...
Self
- Kristin Cavalleri: Jessica, he's cheating on you! Take it from someone who used to cheat on her boyfriend. Those are signs of him cheating!
- Alex Hooser: It's fate telling you, you need to get a new car.
- Kristin Cavalleri: Exactly! I'm gonna be like Dad. You're Buddhist, you believe in that.
- Kristin Cavalleri: Every day of our lives here we would say, "Oh, great, it's the same thing every night." I really wish we didn't do that.
- Kristin Cavalleri: Cheers to the last winter formal biznasss!
- Alex Hooser: One more dance together, my dahling.
- Kristin Cavalleri: [to Stephen after he tries to scare everyone dressed as a bear] Oh, my gosh, Stephen, that was so lame. You didn't even look like a bear.