Shawn Hatosy credited as playing...
Elvis Schmidt
- Zack Mazursky: Frankie, what's going on? Frank? Frankie? Dude.
- [pause]
- Zack Mazursky: Oh, man!
- Elvis Schmidt: [Grabs Zack] All right, you ready? Let's do this!
- Zack Mazursky: OH MAN, PLEASE! I didn't do anything!
- [He starts crying]
- Elvis Schmidt: Move it! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- Zack Mazursky: I SWEAR TO GOD, PLEASE!
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax!
- Zack Mazursky: FRANKIE, PLEASE!
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax, buddy! Relax, okay? It's not what you think, okay?
- Zack Mazursky: YEAH IT IS, FRANKIE! Frankie, I thought we were boys!
- Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie starts crying] We ARE boys!
- Zack Mazursky: Frankie, there's nobody up there! Nobody is picking me up!
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Yes, there is, okay? Just stop freaking out!
- Zack Mazursky: Frankie, you promise?
- Frankie Ballenbacher: I promise, all right?
- Zack Mazursky: You swear?
- Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie continues to break down crying] Zack, everything's cool, on my life, okay, l swear to God! Come on. Okay, I swear to God, alright?
- [Frankie takes Zack's arm and leads him up the hill]
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Let's just walk!
- Zack Mazursky: All right...
- Frankie Ballenbacher: We're just going to take a walk. Come on, man...
- Frankie Ballenbacher: [after Elvis shows up to the motel with a gun, revealing the plan to murder Zack] Fuck that. Johnny didn't tell me shit!
- Elvis Schmidt: The decision's been made.
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck you.
- Elvis Schmidt: [Elvis suddenly grabs Frankie and aggressively attacks him] FUCK ME? FUCK YOU! JOHNNY SENT ME HERE TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING AND I'M GUNNA FUCKIN' DO IT, WITH YOU, OR THROUGH YOU!
- [Elvis keeps his grip on Frankie and smirks]
- Elvis Schmidt: Who's sucking whose cock now, huh, Frankie?
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that, I'm out!
- Elvis Schmidt: [Elvis attacks Frankie again] FUCK THAT, YOU'RE FUCKIN' IN! I'M UP HERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS, AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING HELP ME, OR THE WHOLE WORLD IS GONNA COME DOWN ON YOUR HEAD!
- Frankie Ballenbacher: ALL RIGHT! Fucking let go of me!
- [Frankie straightens up]
- Frankie Ballenbacher: What the fuck do you want me to do?