Daniel Craig credited as playing...
Prof. Fluke Kelso
- Fluke Kelso: Look, actually... I don't want to sleep with you. Although that would be... a very attractive proposition but... I want something else from you.
- Zinaida: Whatever you want is still three hundred.
- Velma: Why do they call you Fluke?
- Fluke Kelso: Because I was a mistake. My mother had me when she was 46.
- Fluke Kelso: [quoting Stalin] To choose one's victims, to prepare one's plans minutely, to slate an implacable vengeance, then go to bed - there is nothing sweeter in the world.
- Fluke Kelso: If this book really exists, it's a piece of history.
- Old Papu Rapava: What use is history to me?
- Fluke Kelso: Well, history like this can sometimes be worth a lot of money.