Brittany Snow credited as playing...
Amber Von Tussle
- Amber Von Tussle: [on the phone with Edna, disguising her voice] My name is Mike.
- Edna Turnblad: [off-camera] Mike?
- Amber Von Tussle: Yes, Mike.
- Edna Turnblad: Mike who?
- Amber Von Tussle: [slips back into her normal voice] It's MIKE!
- [catches herself, coughs]
- Amber Von Tussle: Anyway... I'm calling because I have some information about your daughter's whereabouts.
- Edna Turnblad: What?
- Amber Von Tussle: Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine.
- Link Larkin: [presents Amber with a ring] It's time.
- Amber Von Tussle: Oh!
- [Amber and Link kiss]
- Velma Von Tussle: Amber! Save your personal life for the camera, sweetie! Oop, shiny!
- [sends Amber off to makeup for more powder]
- Amber Von Tussle: I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it!
- Velma Von Tussle: [as she pulls the tallies out of her dress] You did not lose! You can not have lost because I switched the damn tallies!
- Edna Turnblad: [standing behind a live television camera] Smile, Miss Crabcakes! You're on Candid Camera!
- Wilbur Turnblad: That was a good shot! Don't you think?
- [singing]
- Tammy: Are you scared we're on live?
- Tracy Turnblad: No, I'm sure I can cope.
- Amber Von Tussle: Well, this show isn't broadcast in...
- Tammy, Amber Von Tussle, Shelley, Noreen, Doreen, Vicki, Darla, Becky: [with the other council girls] Cinemascope!
- Velma Von Tussle: I never drank one chocolate malt. No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs.
- Amber Von Tussle: [to her classmates] Oh, and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team. I mean, please: anybody can get grass stains all over their back.
- Link Larkin: Amber, stop it. I'm sick of you doing that! Just because she's a good dancer...
- Amber Von Tussle: [scoffs] Uh, I'm sorry... you think that she can dance? Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner. You could get sponsored by Goodyear!
- Link Larkin: Uh... we're on live.
- Amber Von Tussle: You have to vote for a person! Not one of the Himalayas.
- [from trailer]
- Velma Von Tussle: [to Edna, about Tracy] Tracy certainly has redefined our standards
- [chuckles]
- Amber Von Tussle: That's for sure.
- Amber Von Tussle: [to Shelley] Do that again, and there'll be stumps where your feet are, you got that? You little who...
- Link Larkin: [interrupting] Hey, Amber
- Amber Von Tussle: [to Link] - Oley moley!
- [Amber is crying after Link has gone with Tracy and the Detention Kids]
- Amber Von Tussle: He just danced on that bus with that Great White Whale and those Negroes!
- Amber Von Tussle, Tammy, Shelley: [singing] Hey, look out for that movin' van, drivin' down our streets!