Jeff Daniels credited as playing...
Lewis
- Lewis: What do you call a mushroom that walks into a bar and buys everyone a drink?
- Chris Pratt: I don't know.
- Lewis: A fungi.
- Loan Officer: Who exactly are these sandwiches named after?
- Lewis: People I've admired. We could name one after you, if you wanted?
- Loan Officer: Oh, no. No, I don't think that's necessary...
- Lewis: Sure, sure why not?
- Loan Officer: Well, that's very kind of you but...
- Lewis: Come on! What's your first name?
- Loan Officer: [pause] Reuben
- Lewis: What's your middle name?
- Lewis: Can I tell you something? You won't get upset?
- Chris Pratt: What?
- Lewis: I don't think you should go home anymore.
- Lewis: Hello?
- Chris Pratt: Are you OK?
- Lewis: I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?
- Chris Pratt: Because the lights are on. They're up there, aren't they?
- Lewis: Just get out of here.
- [Gary hits Lewis and grabs the phone]
- Gary Spargo: Come on up here Chris, and let's talk about how we can figure this out.
- Lewis: You know, here I am, sitting at home alone every night while you're out getting blown and God knows what else by Luvlee something, who probably has a friend, and what, you don't introduce me?
- Chris Pratt: Lemons. That's what it is.
- Lewis: That's what what is?
- Chris Pratt: That's her last name.
- Lewis: Luvlee Lemons? That's her name?
- Chris Pratt: Well, it's her stage name. She's a performer. Or she was.
- Lewis: Ah, and by stage I'm assuming you mean the kind with a pole?
- Chris Pratt: What do you mean?
- Lewis: Let's move on.
- Gary Spargo: Where is it?
- Bone: He says he doesn't remember.
- Chris Pratt: Lewis, you OK?
- Lewis: [sarcastically] oh, I'm terrific.
- Gary Spargo: Don't do this, Chris. Just tell me where it is.
- Chris Pratt: I don't know where it is.
- Bone: Bullshit.