Randy Quaid credited as playing...
Tornado Tommy Dixon
- Tornado Tommy: [after an enormous twister misses his tour truck by inches, to his tourists] That was worth getting up in the morning for, wasn't it, huh? Did y'all like that?
- Tornado Tommy: Aw, come on. You're just jealous 'cause it's me here, not you.
- Tornado Tommy: [Seeing Two Tornadoes Forming Over Chicago]
- Tornado Tommy: I got twins over Chicago, Andy. Two giant beasts marching into the same drum.
- Tornado Tommy: Aw, come on. You're just jealous 'cause it's me here, not you.
- Tornado Tommy: [Seeing Two Tornadoes Forming Over Chicago]
- Tornado Tommy: I got twins over Chicago, Andy. Two giant beasts marching to the same drum.
- Tornado Tommy: I just pulled into Sangamon County, and I'm looking at... the total destruction... of a farm compound.
- Tornado Tommy: Yeah, well, a lot more people would've died if that storm had hit land. You made the only call you could.
- Tornado Tommy: Yeah, well, if you're asking my gut, this is something we ain't never seen before. I don't think it's gonna stop anytime soon.
- Tornado Tommy: You got it, buddy. Okay, folks, end of the line. Hope y'all feel you got your money's worth. I got to help out a buddy and follow this thing 'til it blows itself out. Uh, y'all catch a bus from here. Sayonara!
- Andy Goodman: Tommy, where are you?
- Tornado Tommy: I'm lookin' at the St. Louis Arch. Ha-ha. Wait 'til you see some of this footage I've been gettin', Andy!
- Andy Goodman: Huh. I'm a little jealous. Tommy, listen. Our readings are showing this thing's spawning F4, F5 tornadoes. What are you seeing?
- Tornado Tommy: I'm seeing one coming up right behind my tail! I gotta go! I gotta go!
- Andy Goodman: Tommy? Wait... Tommy?