William H. Macy credited as playing...
Lefty Maginnis
- Napoleon Cross: [screams] What?
- Lefty Maginnis: Mr. Cross, it's Lefty.
- Napoleon Cross: Lefty, my boy, the plan is working. The Series is virtually in the bag. Where are you?
- Lefty Maginnis: Where am I? I'm on the... I'm on the phone in Toledo, Ohio. I... I just needed to change trains.
- Napoleon Cross: Do you have the at-bay with you?
- Lefty Maginnis: The bat is... It's on its way to Chicago, boss.
- Napoleon Cross: If the bat's on its way, but you're in Toledo, I'm feeling like you're not being completely honest with me, Lefty. You don't have the bat, do you?
- Lefty Maginnis: I'm... I...
- Napoleon Cross: You moron! There's one game left in this Series. If I don;t have that bat in my paws before it starts, you don't have a job, Lefty! All right?
- Lefty Maginnis: You know what I think? I think there's trouble with this line, boss.
- Napoleon Cross: Hello? Hello?
- Lefty Maginnis: I think the phone isn't working!
- Napoleon Cross: Operator? Operator?
- Lefty Maginnis: Can you hear me, boss?
- Napoleon Cross: Operator?
- Lefty Maginnis: Hello? Hello?
- Napoleon Cross: Lefty, hello?
- Lefty Maginnis: [Lefty hangs up the phone and thinks Napoleon Cross can't hear him] What a jerk!
- Napoleon Cross: What was that, Lefty?
- Lefty Maginnis: I said, the phone doesn't work.
- Napoleon Cross: Lefty, who has the bat?
- Lefty Maginnis: The phone doesn't work.
- Napoleon Cross: I said, who has the bat, Lefty?
- Lefty Maginnis: Work! Work! Work!
- Napoleon Cross: Hello?
- Napoleon Cross: [the phone breaks and Lefty is struck by lightning] Fine.