Jason Earles credited as playing...
Ernie
- Ernie Kaplowitz: I really want to work for NASA.
- Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
- Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
- Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?
- Ernie Kaplowitz: Are you really Scottish?
- Matt Stifler: Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.
- Ernie Kaplowitz: Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages, that's step number two?
- Matt Stifler: No, actually it's step four - but you don't have the balls for two, or the tongue for three!