Boyd Clack credited as playing...
Gwynne
- [the boys are watching Wales losing at Rugby]
- Gwynne: We was better when we all had initials... JJ, JPR...
- Dai the barman: MD.
- Gwynne: MD? Who's MD?
- Dai the barman: Mervyn Davies.
- Gwynne: Mervyn Davies wasn't known as MD.
- Dai the barman: No but they's his initials though.
- Gwynne: Yes Dai, but he was known as 'Merv the Swerve'
- Dad: In that case he should be called M the S. M for Merv, S for Swerve and 'The' for 'The'.
- Randy: There must be some jobs, Gwynne's got a job
- Dad: Yeah but he's been there since he left school. I think they forgot to sack him
- Randy: It's still a job, what is it you do exactly?
- Gwynne: Do?
- Randy: Yeah
- Gwynne: Well it's difficult to put into words really Randy boy. I go in in the morning, and then I potch about until dinner time... then I have dinner. Then after dinner I... that's a good question and I can't answer it, not off the top of my head just like that... but I do do something, remind me to ask Moira
- Dai the barman: Where's the Ayatollah today then?
- Moira price: That's a good question Dai
- Gwynne: Is it?
- Moira price: Yes Gwynne. I mean, when did Dad last miss his one o'clock pint?
- Gwynne: [Thinking] Let's see, March the... seventh... nineteen sixty...
- Dai the barman: Five
- Gwynne: Five wasn't it. He'd been knocked unconscious by Hayden Webb's father outside the fish shop for calling his bricklaying "baroque"